Ladies and gentlemen, the __________ April Smith.
A real conversation between me and April Smith:
April: I love the Bell Horses record.
Jenny: Oh man, thanks so much.
April: When are you guys gonna tour?
Jenny: I don’t think ever.
April: What do you mean?
Jenny: Well you know, Xian is a real grown up, with a job and a wife and a baby soo…
April: What?! Quit the job! Eat the baby! Tour!
Lock up your babies, people.
One of the many reasons I love April Smith.
I’m not letting you near Brady anymore…
