Scientists claim the average smoker will lose 14 years of their life due to smoking. This however does not necessarily mean that a smoker will die young – and they may still live out a ‘normal’ lifespan.
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I think we need to go with Mr. Leary on this one.
Well it’s the… worst years, isn’t it folks? It’s the ones at the end! It’s the wheelchair kidney dialysis fucking years. You can have those years! We don’t want ‘em, alright!? And I guarantee if I’m still alive, I’ll be smoking then. I’ll be in my wheelchair, with my adult diapers on and my twenty-five year old non- smoking born again christian son behind me. I’ll be going, “Hey! Make sure you wipe this time. I was itching all week for Christ’s sake! And get me some more wippets. I’m almost out, you fucking pussy! Come on!”
