Pointless and Vapid Bits

Bitter and Surly Information Security Engineer, Husband, Ham, Hacker, Dad

“I had to walk from BU East to Kenmore — but at least they didn’t make me pay twice. I think I need a refund. They had a bus come to shuttle you, but I figured it was faster to walk,” said commuter John Landis.

Awww, did you? You had to walk all that way? Did that little 8-10 minute walk hurt your little tootsie toes? Guess what? It IS faster to walk. If you’re so concerned about that two bucks you lost, maybe just walk it every day. You’ll save about $500 a year. Now shut the fuck up and move on.

I’ve come to appreciate my sister’s sarcasm far too late in life.