Pointless and Vapid Bits

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April 14
baconbaconbacon: Bacon AT-AT EPIC WIN via This Is Freaking Ridiculous (and yes, yes it is) Submitted by McCarty Our tastebuds can’t repel flavor of that magnitude!

baconbaconbacon:

Bacon AT-AT

EPIC WIN

via This Is Freaking Ridiculous (and yes, yes it is)

Submitted by McCarty

Our tastebuds can’t repel flavor of that magnitude!

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ohinternet: What Are They? What Do They Want? You wouldn’t believe how many times this have happened to me.

ohinternet:

What Are They? What Do They Want?

You wouldn’t believe how many times this have happened to me.

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That the great statistician Nate Silver helped identify "The Most Livable Neighborhoods In NYC" doesn't matter, since who the fuck is he to "rank" where we live?

idiosyncratic-routine:

via jasmined via inothernews:

We don’t need elitist snobs with another marketing tool to tell us why Park Slope, Brooklyn - where rich people spend time fighting about where to park their fucking baby strollers - is any better than Harlem, Parkchester or anywhere else in New York City, for fuck’s sake.

Keep on hatin’ while I chill in my beautiful ‘Slope brownstone a block from Prospect Park. </smugsuperiority>

Yeah, but cmon, isn’t living in the best neighborhood in NYC sort of like being the tallest midget? </smug_superior_masshole>
April 13
Office Prank - Making an Office Disappear.

Shared by Noah
The maintenance team wins.
I favorited a YouTube video: http://www.LiquidWeb.com Before Infrastructure Director Chris Strandt went on vacation he played a prank on the…
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Aw, Nuts
Shared by Ben
I’m simultaneously horrified and impressed.
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Brand spanking new DNS cache scraping tool

I mentioned in a previous post that the ZeuS scraper was more or less going to be kept in it’s then-current form while I work on a new and improved version, and I’m happy to say that it’s just…
April 12
Alleged Massholes to assemble on the Cape
Shared by Ben
Oh FFS…

Gawker makes it official: The producers of “Jersey Shore” are putting together a Masshole version, to be filmed on the Cape.

The Cape? Massholes don’t do the Cape! They…
April 8
Why time stands still at 9:42 on iPhone/iPad ads

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April 7
My comments on the proposed change to FCC Part 97.113

The FCC has submitted a notice of proposed rule making (NPRM) to attempt to create an exception in the Part 97 rules to allow hams to participate in disaster drills on behalf of their employer….
April 1
Bacon Fail Or Win?
Shared by Ben
DAMMIT! Brady has /just finished/ formula and I find out about this?!

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