Pointless and Vapid Bits

Bitter and Surly Information Security Engineer, Husband, Ham, Hacker, Dad
February 25
hilker: aliensandpredators: My Aliens-take on a classic World War II-era poster about illegal aliens employed on sensitive Navy contracts. When I saw the original poster, I knew I’d have to do something with it for this tumblr. Need to print this out for the cube…

hilker:

aliensandpredators:

My Aliens-take on a classic World War II-era poster about illegal aliens employed on sensitive Navy contracts.

When I saw the original poster, I knew I’d have to do something with it for this tumblr.

Need to print this out for the cube…

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pleasefireme:

Please fire me. When I asked my co-worker for scissors, he said I wasn’t ready for them.

Note to self: Do this next time someone asks for my scissors.

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Jack, Jake, whoever.

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LMSD just a sign of things to come?

Over the past few weeks, the Lower Merion School District has been in the news due to their use of school issued laptops to photograph, monitor, and otherwise invade the privacy of students that…
February 24
idiosyncratic-routine: GPOYW: Office Approved 1940s Hair Homage Edition You know you’re a geek when: *scrolling down through dashboard* “Hey! I have that phone on my desk!” *sigh*

idiosyncratic-routine:

GPOYW: Office Approved 1940s Hair Homage Edition

You know you’re a geek when:

*scrolling down through dashboard*

“Hey! I have that phone on my desk!”

*sigh*

February 23
theyahooanswers: (via tabbyranch) All I could think of was… “You wanna know how to get through to your son? He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of your pets to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That’s* the *Family* way! And that’s how you get through to your son. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?”

theyahooanswers:

(via tabbyranch)

All I could think of was…

“You wanna know how to get through to your son? He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of your pets to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That’s* the *Family* way! And that’s how you get through to your son. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?”

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thedailywhat: Socially Aware Silverware of the Day: Mark A. Reigelman II’s “Bite” silverware was designed to draw attention to the ongoing problem of global hunger. “Each day millions of individuals lay in hunger while millions more are wastefully overeating,” Reigelman says. “This set of ‘bitten’ silverware highlights the daunting reality of both worldly plagues.” [notcot.] I thought it was highlighting the daunting reality of Michel Lotito

thedailywhat:

Socially Aware Silverware of the Day: Mark A. Reigelman II’s “Bite” silverware was designed to draw attention to the ongoing problem of global hunger.

“Each day millions of individuals lay in hunger while millions more are wastefully overeating,” Reigelman says. “This set of ‘bitten’ silverware highlights the daunting reality of both worldly plagues.”

[notcot.]

I thought it was highlighting the daunting reality of Michel Lotito

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insertname: brooklynmutt: sports fans? Tim Tebow is leading people to hell. Yep I think thats just about everyone, hope they have enough room :D So, if I become an agnostic coke snorting mass murderer, I’m still good? Also, when did lesbians stop being homosexuals? I watch the news, did I miss when they announced it?

insertname:

brooklynmutt:

sports fans?

Tim Tebow is leading people to hell.

Yep I think thats just about everyone, hope they have enough room :D

So, if I become an agnostic coke snorting mass murderer, I’m still good?

Also, when did lesbians stop being homosexuals? I watch the news, did I miss when they announced it?

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insertname: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Ding Ding Ding!

insertname:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Ding Ding Ding!

February 22
ohinternet: fuckyeahlost: You know you’re paying far too much attention to your son’s TV shows when the first thing that pops into your mind is “Obviously he’s never seen ‘Jungle Junction’”

ohinternet:

fuckyeahlost:

You know you’re paying far too much attention to your son’s TV shows when the first thing that pops into your mind is “Obviously he’s never seen ‘Jungle Junction’”